About Me

PLAYER PROFILE
RANDY SEYS

Position – Polymath Wannabe
Home Town – Mankato, MN
College – South Central College
Class – Senile
DOB – 9/4/1960
Number – Lucky #13
Ht – 5’ 11”
Wt – 190 lbs

Pros: Love the persistence. He’s a cool customer that refuses to throw in the towel. Keyboard work is exceptional with pinpoint fingertip placement. Typing is balanced and rhythmic. He’ll stare down the barrel and strike the keys despite knowing he’s going to take a lot of flak for eccentric content. Keyboard mechanics and posture are clean.

Cons: Will begin the 2024 season as a grizzled 63-year-old, yet immaturity remains a concern. Finger density is thin, but digit length and keying speed are above average. Exhibits a slight hitch with the space bar.

Bio: Born youngest in a family of 13 kids. Married in 1985. Grown son and daughter now have families of their own. Grandchild count is currently four. Powered by caffeine and considers himself a coffee achiever. Loves country living and self-sufficient lifestyle. Continues to search for and find new truths in Catholicism. Would like to hike the Camino de Santiago someday.

Best Trait: Tenacity
Worst Trait: Daydreamer
Red Flag: Minnesota Vikings fan