How to Stream a Fantasy Football Kicker is a three-part series, and you’re currently reading Part 2 of 3. If you haven’t read Part 1 yet, I highly recommend starting there. It covers the basics you’ll need to make sense of what’s coming next. Click the blue button below to catch up.

How to Stream a Fantasy Kicker (Part 1 of 3)

Also, all three parts of this series are built on my 2013 post, Using the Science of Statistics to Select a Fantasy Kicker. Think of it as the ancient scroll that started it all – the foundation for everything we’re doing here. Click the blue button below to check out the original post and see where it all began.

Using Statistics to Select a Fantasy Kicker

Quick Recap of Part 1

In the first post, I explained how fantasy football owners can gain an edge by streaming kickers, rotating them weekly based on matchup potential and using Las Vegas odds instead of traditional rankings.

Instead of focusing on traits like leg strength or accuracy, which have little correlation with a kicker’s fantasy success, the key is to target kickers from teams that Vegas expects to score the most points, since those teams tend to produce the best fantasy kicker results.

While this whole process may look a bit heady and intimidating at first, it’s actually easier than assembling IKEA furniture without cussing. By applying simple math to point spreads and over/under totals, you can quickly estimate each team’s projected points and make smarter weekly kicker choices.


What You’ll Learn in Part 2

In this post, I’ll show you how to streamline the entire process using Excel, allowing you to quickly find the best kicker options each week without doing all the math manually.

You’ll be copying Vegas odds from a website and pasting them into an Excel spreadsheet that automatically calculates projected team points and ranks every team accordingly.

Once the spreadsheet is built, it can be reused every week during the season. The steps are explained in detail so that anyone, no matter how comfortable you are with computers, can follow along successfully.


A Note Before We Begin

Although this process is much easier than folding a fitted bed sheet, if it still feels overwhelming, you might want to wait for Part 3. That section explains how to use AI to automatically create your kicker spreadsheet and happens to be the same method I use each week.

If you’re ready to give it a whirl, though, let’s roll up our sleeves and dive into the Excel approach.

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Before You Begin

Before diving in, I highly recommend reading my 2013 post, Using the Science of Statistics to Select a Fantasy Kicker. That earlier article lays the groundwork for what follows here, so even though this post is titled “Part 1,” it’s really the second step in the series. You can click the blue button below to check out the 2013 post before continuing.

Using Statistics to Select a Fantasy Kicker

How to Stream a Fantasy Football Kicker (Part 1)

The place kicker position is one of the most overlooked spots in fantasy football, but it doesn’t have to be. With a little strategy, it can become a consistent difference-maker each week. This post (the first of three) explains how to gain an edge by streaming kickers using Las Vegas odds to predict which kickers will score the most points, rather than relying on traditional rankings that are skewed by taking into account factors like leg strength or accuracy.

Most fantasy owners treat kickers as an afterthought, drafting them late and rarely making changes. Even if predicting kicker performance seems confusing, there’s still a smart way to do it. Ignoring the position is a strategy destined to fail.

Other fantasy owners may take an even worse approach. Fearing they might miss out on a good kicker, they draft one far too early, using valuable early picks on a kicker at the expense of talent in other important positions.

Unfortunately, you can’t rely on cheat sheets or “expert” rankings, either, since they almost always incorporate factors into their rankings that (surprisingly) don’t matter for fantasy, even though it seems like they should, such as a kicker’s long leg or accuracy. While those traits are important for NFL teams, they’re poor predictors of fantasy performance. As I explained in my 2013 post, the strongest indicator of a successful fantasy kicker is simple: he plays for a team that scores a lot of points.

If you agree with my premise – and yes, I’m shamelessly confident here – that the best fantasy kickers play for high-scoring teams, you might be tempted to rely on a team’s past point totals when selecting a kicker. A smarter approach is to predict their upcoming scoring potential – and that’s where Las Vegas odds come in. Oddsmakers use massive datasets, advanced models, and real-time betting markets to set their lines. It’s nearly impossible to out-predict them, making their data an invaluable tool for fantasy owners.

I’ve used Vegas odds for years to choose my weekly kickers, and I’ve been very happy with the results. It also adds excitement to the weekly add/drop process – like a mini-draft every week. Since most owners overlook kickers or don’t understand their true fantasy value, it’s often easy to land one of the top options each week (based on this system) with little competition.

Here’s how it works: Suppose the Colts are favored by 14.5 over the Titans, with an over/under of 48.0. Half the spread is 7.25, and half the over/under is 24.0. Add those together to get the favorite’s projected points – in this case, Vegas expects the Colts to score about 31.25. For the underdog, subtract the first number from the second. That gives the Titans about 16.75 projected points, making the Colts’ kicker the better fantasy play.

That’s the foundation of my system: simple math guided by Vegas data.

Now, I realize that manually calculating all the available fantasy kickers’ rankings using this system can be time-consuming, but I’ve developed methods to speed things up. In the next post, I’ll show how to streamline the process using Excel to quickly identify the best kicker candidates each week. A third post will follow, demonstrating how to take it even further by using AI to automate the analysis.

Stay tuned – your kicker spot is about to get a serious upgrade.


Click the blue button below to proceed to How to Stream a Fantasy Kicker (Part 2 of 3).

How to Stream a Fantasy Kicker (Part 2 of 3)
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In my last post, I mentioned that I haven’t been able to work on this website the way I’ve wanted to for years. Life just had a way of getting in the way.

But since my retirement from my full-time gig on September 2, I finally have a little breathing room and some free time to devote to this site again. It feels good to move forward with this website.

And what better way to jump back in than by introducing something new?


Introducing the One Page Printable NFL Schedule by Team

This is a brand-new addition to the Football Weblog lineup: the One Page Printable NFL Schedule by Team.

It’s similar in spirit to our longtime favorite, the One Page Printable Schedule by Week, and, as always, we’ll keep all of these schedules updated with the latest scores throughout the season, just like we’ve done for years.

To download the One Page NFL Schedule by Team, click the blue NFL Schedules button below, or select NFL Schedules from the Football Weblog menu.

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Now, condensing an entire NFL season onto a single page is never an easy task. Einstein warned me that there is always the possibility of tearing a hole in the fabric of the football universe, but I figured I’d give it a whirl anyway.


A Shout-Out to Jon and William Wright

This new schedule idea didn’t come out of nowhere. I have to give a big thank-you to loyal reader Jon Wright, and his 9-year-old son, William, for not only suggesting it, but having the gumption to keep asking for it.

I knew it was a good idea all along, but as I mentioned in my last post, I just couldn’t bring myself to take it on. I was afraid of biting off more than I could chew. Oh, and there’s that whole ‘tearing a hole in the fabric of the football universe’ thing.

Jon assured me that young William has a pretty solid handle on Einstein physics, and he was fairly confident that the football universe would survive the experiment. That convinced me to take the risk…and frankly, that worry fades a bit the older I get.


One Page, One Mission

So here it is: another improbable attempt to fit the chaos of an NFL season neatly onto a single page. Once again, I’ve managed to defy reason and mathematics to cram the league’s madness into one tidy sheet. Einstein would be proud. Or horrified. Maybe both.

Either way, I hope you’ll find the new One Page Printable NFL Schedule by Team useful, and maybe even a little fun. Enjoy!


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The truth is, I haven’t been able to work on this website the way I’ve wanted for years. Life had other plans.

In recent years, especially since 2018, my work hours shifted, my older brother’s declining health called for my support, and I took on added responsibilities with a local non-profit. While those commitments were important and worthwhile, they left little time for myself or this site.

And yet, through all of it, I’m proud to say that Football Weblog never went dark. Even when my plate was full, I kept the basics alive, publishing the One Page Printable Schedules, updating the Standings, and keeping scores current. It wasn’t everything I wanted to do, but it was enough to keep this place moving forward. Thank you for sticking with me through these lean years, it means a lot.

Now, things are starting to change. I retired on September 2, and since then I’ve been tying up long-delayed projects and clearing the backlog that accumulated over the years. For the first time in a long while, I finally have some free time and can devote more energy to this website.

Moving forward, I hope to bring more content, better quality, and more frequent updates. I can finally give this site the attention it deserves, and I’m looking forward to seeing what’s possible.

I’m excited for what’s ahead, and I hope you’ll join me on this run. A new day is rising, and with some extra time finally on my side, I plan to make the most of it.

As always, run to daylight!

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Just a quick note to let you know I’ll be traveling and away from my computer from September 24–29. During that time, the One-Page Printable Schedules and Standings won’t be updated.

The good news: if all goes according to plan, everything will be caught up and refreshed on the morning of September 30. After that, I don’t foresee any interruptions, so we should be smooth sailing the rest of the way.

I apologize in advance for any inconvenience this may cause, and thank you for your patience. Think of it as a “bye week” for the updates (everybody needs one now and then).

I appreciate your understanding, and I’ll be back on schedule soon!

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Football Weblog is always free, but if you find any of the caffeine-fueled content here worthwhile and would like to show your appreciation, I’ll never turn down a piping hot cup of Joe!  🙂  Just click the button below and you’ll be taken to the Caribou Coffee Gift Card portal. For the card to reach me, send it to Randy at:

ironhawk@hickorytech.net.

Any amount is greatly appreciated. Thank you very much!!!

Buy the Old Guy a Coffee

 

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Dearest Hans,

Summer has arrived in Princeton, and with it, my seasonal confusion regarding the NFL’s ever-shifting schedule. But today, I write not to lament, but to celebrate. I have encountered a document of such elegance, such improbable density, that I feel compelled to share it with you: the entire National Football League schedule, compressed onto a single page.

This marvel—crafted by minds no doubt touched by genius—contains every game, every week, every bye, every kickoff time. It is a feat of spatial compression rivaling the densest phenomena of our universe. Yes, Hans. While contemplating this very schedule, years ago, the notion of black holes first occurred to me. How could so much information exist in so little space? This schedule, in all its simple, glorious design, may be the closest thing to a black hole ever put in print. I suspect even light cannot escape its gridlines.

You must acquire one. Affix it to your refrigerator. Frame it above your hearth. Fold it neatly and carry it in your jacket pocket like a sacred equation, ready to consult whenever the mysteries of football time beckon. I enclose a copy, but additional versions exist for each American time zone. Truly, this is the unification of space, time, and American football.

Warmest regards,
Albert


To download Einstein’s favorite NFL schedule (or at least the one he would’ve loved), click the blue NFL Schedules button below—or select NFL Schedules from the Football Weblog menu.

Print it. Use it. Stare into it long enough, and you may feel time itself slow down—just as Einstein predicted.

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This post was supposed to go out this morning, but…well, let’s just say life had other plans. My brief window of opportunity to write before my day job started was entirely devoured by updating the schedules. But hey, at least the schedules are shiny and up-to-date.

The NFL has officially unveiled the Week 18 schedule, and it’s packed with must-watch games with playoff-seeding implications. Here’s the lineup:

  • Saturday, Jan. 4: ESPN/ABC will kick off with a doubleheader. First, the Cleveland Browns take on the Baltimore Ravens. While the Browns have little to play for, the game carries significant implications for the AFT North crown. Then, the Cincinnati Bengals head to Pittsburgh to face the Steelers. Rivalries don’t get much juicier than this.
  • Sunday, Jan. 5: The regular season wraps up with #Game272. The Minnesota Vikings travel to Detroit to face the Lions on NBC’s Sunday Night Football. Whether you’re rooting for purple or Honolulu blue, this primetime showdown should be electric.

All our One Page Schedules have been updated to reflect these changes. You can find the revised schedules by clicking the “NFL Schedules” button below or accessing them through the menu.

Thanks for bearing with me as I juggled schedules this morning! And remember: Always Run to Daylight!


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The NFL announced yesterday a change in the Week 17 game times for two key matchups:

  • The Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings game has been moved from 1 p.m. ET to 4:25 p.m. ET.
  • The Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles game, originally scheduled for 4:25 p.m. ET, will now kick off at 1 p.m. ET.

To ensure you’re up to date, our One Page Schedules have been updated to reflect these changes. You can find the revised schedules by clicking the “NFL Schedules” button below or accessing them through the menu.

So gear up for these adjusted game times, plan your Sunday accordingly, and remember to always run to daylight!


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The NFL has released updates to its Week 16 and Week 17 schedules, offering clarity for fans as the regular season approaches its conclusion.

In Week 16, the New England Patriots and Buffalo Bills game has been moved to a 4:25 PM ET kickoff. The matchup holds added intrigue as the Bills continue their push for a top seed in the AFC playoffs.

Meanwhile, the Week 17 schedule has been finalized, with key changes to several games. The Atlanta Falcons will face the Washington Commanders on NBC’s Sunday Night Football, with kickoff set for 8:20 PM ET. The Miami Dolphins will travel to Cleveland to take on the Browns at 4:05 PM ET, while the Indianapolis Colts and New York Giants matchup will begin at 1:00 PM ET.

Highlighting the Week 17 slate is a tripleheader on Saturday. The day begins with the Los Angeles Chargers visiting the New England Patriots at 1:00 PM ET, followed by the Denver Broncos taking on the Cincinnati Bengals at 4:30 PM ET. The evening will close with the Arizona Cardinals facing the Los Angeles Rams in an 8:00 PM ET primetime showdown.

As always, Football Weblog is here to keep fans informed. Our One Page Schedules have been fully updated to reflect these changes, ensuring you stay up to date with every game on the calendar. To view the revised schedules, click the “NFL Schedules” button below or access them through the menu.

And remember: Always run to daylight!


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The NFL has announced adjustments to the Week 16 schedule. The Denver Broncos vs. Los Angeles Chargers game, originally set for Sunday, December 22, at 4:05 PM ET, will now take place on Thursday Night Football. The Cleveland Browns vs. Cincinnati Bengals matchup, which was initially scheduled for Thursday, December 19, at 8:15 PM ET, will now kick off on Sunday at 1 PM ET.

Football Weblog has updated its One Page Schedules to include these changes. To view the revised NFL Schedules, click the “NFL Schedules” button below or find them through the menu.


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The NFL has released updates to the Week 11 game schedule. The Cincinnati Bengals and Los Angeles Chargers matchup, originally slated for a 4:25 PM ET start, will now take center stage as the Sunday Night Football game, kicking off at 8:20 PM ET. Additionally, the Indianapolis Colts vs. New York Jets game, initially scheduled for Sunday Night Football, will move to a 1:00 PM ET start time.

Football Weblog has revised its One Page Schedules to reflect these updates. You can access the updated NFL Schedules by selecting the “NFL Schedules” button below or by navigating through the menu options.


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The NFL has announced changes to the Week 9 schedule. The Indianapolis Colts vs. Minnesota Vikings game, originally set for 1:00 PM ET, will now be the Sunday Night Football matchup, kicking off at 8:20 PM ET. Meanwhile, the Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Philadelphia Eagles game will move to 4:05 PM ET, having initially been scheduled for 8:20 PM ET.

Football Weblog has updated its One Page Schedules to reflect these changes. You can view the updated NFL Schedules by clicking the “NFL Schedules” button below or navigating through the menu options.


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Football Weblog’s One Page Printable Schedule is as ubiquitous today as sliced bread. But back in 1969, it was cutting-edge technology. Fueled by the Cold War, it became a race between the National Football League (NFL) and the Soviet Comrade Football Collective (SCFC) to shrink an entire professional football schedule to fit onto a single letter-sized sheet of paper. Galvanized by President John F. Kennedy’s speech, the drive to achieve the unthinkable was ultimately a success.

In his speech, JFK declared, “We choose to create a one-page printable NFL schedule. We choose to create a one-page printable NFL schedule in this season and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.”

This monumental effort marked a significant milestone in schedule creation and established Football Weblog as a leader in the scheduling race.

See for yourself. To access Football Weblog’s One Page schedules, click the blue NFL Schedules button below, or select NFL Schedules from Football Weblog’s menu. You’ll be taken to the NFL Schedules page with access to all of Football Weblog’s printable NFL schedules. To the schedule and beyond!


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Greetings, gridiron aficionados! It’s that time of year where we once again explore the tangled, intricate foliage of the NFL Coaching Tree. Like a majestic oak spreading its branches across the football landscape, the coaching tree tells the story of mentorship, growth, and the occasional pruning of under-performing branches.

As we embark on this arboreal adventure, let’s take a moment to appreciate the sturdy trunks and verdant leaves that make up the coaching forest of the NFL. From the towering redwoods of seasoned veterans to the sprightly saplings of rookie head coaches, every branch has a story to tell.

Some old branches have withered away, while others have burst forth with fresh shoots eager to prove their mettle on the sideline. Some coaches have branched out to new teams, while others have been unceremoniously chopped down, their coaching careers ending up as mere firewood for the off-season rumor mill.

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